Post by fureverywhere on Aug 27, 2011 19:25:50 GMT -5
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible. They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
This intensive study cost...
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Works for Newark!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Lazy schmucks
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial
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War Dims Hope for Peace
Ehhh, yeah it could
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
...never mind those poor pandas
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
Possible he IS the battery charge?
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Break out the twinkies and keep em coming
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
MMM taste like chicken
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Christie's taken it too far this time
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And the winner is......
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did we read that right?